"what do you do for fun on a friday night?"
"draw a picture of my face."
Once when I was little I collected the seeds from several dandelions and buried the whole pile of them in the yard. When I came back a good while later they had all grown together into one huge dandelion, a massive, warped stalk with a misshapen clump of densely-clustered seeds on top.
I still think about how cool that was sometimes.
I dreamed that two of my cousins both told me they had presents for me and I opened one and it was an extremely cute and tiny snake. The other cousin looked really annoyed about this and then gave me her present, which was a slightly less tiny snake, and said “I was so sure I got the tiniest one.”
aaaannnnnndd i DIDN’T LIKE IT ppbbbbttt
I wasn’t actually planning on seeing it considering my reaction to the last one was sort of Aggressively Meh, but my dad wanted to see it and my mother is “not into goblins” so I went anyway and was really just intensely disinterested the whole time.
Anyway here is what I thought:
So let’s put something here just to break that unfortunate habit: