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a scary story in honor of the forthcoming Ween

Once when I was maybe four or five, my slightly-older cousin decided to tell me and her younger sister a Scary Story. It was actually a pretty good story for being made up by a seven-year-old, and revolved around a girl who was confronted by two monsters, who she assumed were her parents in masks. She then proceeded to try to take the masks off, going through several layers of unpleasantness and...

Oct 26th

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BEARD SLAP

theftrain: nickdouglas: wtfdude: BRB, gonna do this with the next year of my life. Its worth waiting for this to load. Every time I see this (I can never see this enough times) I think of a friend from high school who told me a story that ended with “So she took a hairdryer and blew the beard right off his face!” The story was about how she had one of those Ken dolls with...

Oct 25th

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I’m not sure but I think my dream last night took place in a world that was kind of a computer game, which didn’t make much difference except that I was having real trouble carrying things because my bag would only hold a certain number of each item. Actual thing I remember saying to somebody: “I’m not touching that baby! This bag only holds five babies and I don’t...

Oct 25th

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Oct 25th

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Oct 24th

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Oct 23rd

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Oct 23rd

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Dylan: You could have Hitler's head on a shrine and I'd still be your friend.

Evie: Aww, that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me!

Oct 22nd

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Oct 21st

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Oct 19th

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every so often I go through my google search...

The best part is when I can identify weird phases I went through, like when I wanted to make a costume to wear to the Renaissance festival and spent like a day and a half trying to find a good description of what knights wore, or that time I entertained myself for several hours planning my life as a superhero (“clothing color least visible in low light”). I like to start now and go...

Oct 16th

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