December 2011
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“Oh my god! You’re a horse! I’m a horse too! I thought I was the only...”
– my friend Megan is a horse
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November 2011
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“My, you’re looking very dorsally recumbent today.”
– over the break I suggested that my cousin use this in everyday conversation
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“One time I saw a cat… Or maybe I didn’t. Maybe it was someone else.”
– stupid things I have said in recent conversations
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there appears to be a pair of men's underpants in...
How did those get there, and why are they still there now? It’s been a while now. That’s pretty much the last place I would want to take off my underpants. The floor down there is so dirty it looks like it might just be a dirt floor. A dirt floor with underpants on it.
I guess the washing machine is down there; somebody could have taken them down there to wash them. But honestly, if I...
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“They’re trees… but they’re copulating all over the place!”
– Serious Art Professor discusses Serious Topics
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I think if my parents had named me Kate I would have made it about six years before I started insisting that everyone call me Cake.
This bit of inanity is brought to you by a girl in the dining hall who yelled her friend’s name and momentarily made me think about baked goods.
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notes from a power outage
Christianne: Can you bring me back some warm food?
Camille: There's warm food in my fridge.
