Last night I dreamed that there were a lot of ants in my bed, and I was mildly bothered by this but at this point I’m kind of used to the ants and accept them as an inconvenient feature of the house (recently we had ants in the toilet, which is a mystery that will probably never be explained) so I woke up a couple times in a row just sort of thinking “ANTS! Ants. Ants are here. This is an Ant Place.” And then, evidently not in a full state of consciousness, I decided that I had probably offended the ants and should move out of the bed in apology. So I got up and moved to the other side of the room, where I lay down on the carpet, covered myself completely in a sheet ("so the ants won’t wake me up when they walk over me on their way to the bed") and went back to sleep.
It all seemed really reasonable at the time. The floor was surprisingly comfortable.
I think a good criterion for whether something counts as clothes or not is whether a child receiving it as a present would be totally unimpressed.
roller skates: not clothes
cape: not clothes (I never said this would actually be logical)
hat: not clothes unless boring
oh haha, that goblin draw also has a bonus imprint of some kind of horrible girl I drew a while ago when I was frustrated because I couldn’t get anything I drew to look right. That’s cool, I’m going to leave that there.
When I was in my senior year one of my drawing classes had us do this horrible animation project where each frame was drawn on a big sheet of paper in charcoal, then photographed and erased. it was kind of a train wreck for various reasons but I remember everybody trying to erase the weird temporal trails left behind every moving element and the professor walking around saying “You can’t get rid of it. Just leave it there. You have to embrace the ghosts.” So whenever I find something like that I think about Embracing the Ghost. It’s a good set of words I think.
I dreamed that Twilight was a story about a fat middle-aged vampire who repeatedly kidnapped a teenage girl and a morally disgusted alien who kept taking her back home in his spaceship
I was pretty into it actually, I’d watch that.