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No seriously Jon. I know nobody knows who your mom is, but I can guarantee if she were here she’d tell you to put a hat on.

A bunch of friends and I watch Game of Thrones together on tuesdays (or wednesdays in case of duress or finals, so nobody ruin anything exciting for me) and it’s become this whole event where we make bets on how many people will die and how many boobs will be visible. Sometimes there are other, weirdly specific bets made like “three zingers” or “one slap, not Joffrey.” Last week someone won for “one entertaining background event” with that scene where Jon spent the whole time looking really disheveled and uncomfortable in the background while other characters provided exposition. I remember none of what was actually said in that scene.